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Hallo ihr Süßis. Viel Spaß auf meinem Blog. Nichts klauen & mich auf nichts festnageln. I blog to express not to impress.
Liebe.
Posted on 27th Mai at 9:55 PM, with 710.102 Anmerkungen

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

Posted on 27th Mai at 9:50 PM, with 128.901 Anmerkungen

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

Posted on 15th Mai at 5:22 PM, with 347.721 Anmerkungen

harrysflaccidcock:

Someone at my school made these in response to my principal announcing a dress code that, as usual, only applied to girls, and I’m kind of proud

Posted on 1st Mai at 2:43 PM, with 446.032 Anmerkungen
paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

Posted on 30th Apr. at 8:34 PM, with 26 Anmerkungen
Keep my cat alive

liebe-geben:

Hello Folks.
My name is Corinna and I’m from Germany. When I moved into this flat I got this cat from the pre-owners. He was way too thin and had terrible manners. He pooped where he wanted too, ate out of the trash and jumped on our plates and stole the food we where eating. He is 3 years old and already went through a lot. We have to feed him minerals and vitamins additive to his catfood.

Now he has a catflue and an in-ear infection. He needs special medicine and a small operation to remove the pus inside his ear. The vet bills and medicine he needs are expensive. I don’t know where to get the money for it as I can’t take a credit, cause I wouldn’t be able to pay the credit back.
I go to high school and work part time as a waitress and theres no time left in the week to work more to get the money, plus I need it fast as the treatment is important.
I’m begging you to help me and my baby Puma out so he can get the treatment he needs..

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http://www.gofundme.com/save-puma

i’ve had a lot of support and i nearly ahve enough to pay everything so if you can, please make this real for me and my baby!

Posted on 28th Apr. at 2:16 PM, with 88.012 Anmerkungen
"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"
me (via clitdesu)
Posted on 27th Apr. at 9:25 PM, with 26 Anmerkungen
Keep my cat alive

Hello Folks.
My name is Corinna and I’m from Germany. When I moved into this flat I got this cat from the pre-owners. He was way too thin and had terrible manners. He pooped where he wanted too, ate out of the trash and jumped on our plates and stole the food we where eating. He is 3 years old and already went through a lot. We have to feed him minerals and vitamins additive to his catfood.

Now he has a catflue and an in-ear infection. He needs special medicine and a small operation to remove the pus inside his ear. The vet bills and medicine he needs are expensive. I don’t know where to get the money for it as I can’t take a credit, cause I wouldn’t be able to pay the credit back.
I go to high school and work part time as a waitress and theres no time left in the week to work more to get the money, plus I need it fast as the treatment is important.
I’m begging you to help me and my baby Puma out so he can get the treatment he needs..

1299296_1398618303.4428_app.png

http://www.gofundme.com/save-puma

Posted on 24th Apr. at 2:08 PM
Anonym fragte: Wie viele Follower hast du?

163 und mein Katzer

Posted on 24th Apr. at 2:06 PM

Denn ich hab dich gern und das finde ich wirklich sehr beängstigend….
hauptsächlich wegen der Fluchtgefahr…

Posted on 22nd Apr. at 4:21 PM, with 238.812 Anmerkungen

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

Posted on 15th Apr. at 5:23 PM, with 39 Anmerkungen
pathogems:

My evening is going to be fab 😘

Giiib mirrrrr.
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pathogems:

My evening is going to be fab 😘

Giiib mirrrrr.

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